Item 1:
(Apologies to Pam, who has already heard this
story). About a week ago, I was
sitting in the large plastic bucket that serves as my bathtub. As usual I'm
washing, relaxing, scrubbing the jungle grub off my feet and kind of zoning
out. Then I happened to focus on the bottle of body lotion I've been using
twice a day for about four months, sent in a care package from my former
colleagues at UTC, and something catches my eye...
It says, "Intensive care for damaged
hair."
"For damaged hair?" I think. Why would I
be putting body lotion on my hair? Then I look again.
"Daily moisturizing conditioner," it
reads, very clearly.
I HAVE BEEN USING THE DOVE HAIR CONDITIONER AS BODY LOTION FOR FOUR MONTHS!!! My idiocy clearly knows no bounds.
However, since I have not developed a skin disease as a result and very much
like the smell, I think I will continue to use the hair product on my skin. Why
not, right?
Item 2:
So the village of Ricanaumoffo has no regular
electricity, no running water, no middle school, no gas station, etc. It does,
however, have an Avon representative. That’s right! We have a local Avon
salesperson who distributes the cosmetics/accessories catalogues and takes
orders right there on the Cottica River. Who da thunk it?
Cool Stats About My Blog
Google now offers its blog subscribers free
analytics. Below is a highlight of
the stats from my page.
· Pageviews by Country: 99, United States; 7, Suriname; 2, United Kingdom;
1, Austria; 1, Canada; 1, Cameroon; 1, Spain; 1, Haiti; 1, Kenya; 1, the
Netherlands.
· Pageviews by Operating System: 61%, Windows; 19%, Mac; 11%, Android; 3%,
iPad; 2%, Linux; 1%, iPhone; 1%, other.
· As a point of interest on social networking, more people access this
blog from Facebook than all of the other referring sites.
My last post received 75 pageviews. That’s a big increase from the last few
posts, but still down from the first three. Thanks for reading!
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